Twas able to get out in the garden today for a couple hours. Strangely I am hyper-sensitive to the sun right now and have seriously itchy arms. Rather than scratch my arms raw, I have found that slapping myself silly seems to help....temporarily. But now - my arms are red not from scratching but from slapping.
Imagine the conversation:
Friend: What happened to you?
Me: Slapped myself.
Friend: Why, what did you do that was so bad you had to beat yourself?
Me: I was outside unattended for a little too long.
I don't know if you know what a Dutch Cheese Slicer looks like, but I toyed with the idea of using one on my arm. I'm kidding....but if y'all have any tips, I'd be forever grateful.
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